桜大根

Arashi had a corner called "Arashi no Honjitsu Soukan!!" in magazine SEVENTEEN from 2002 to 2005. This is the corner's vol.50, with "Ohno's Delusional Theatre"; published on 2004 December 1.

Transcript taken from arashi61126.jugem.jp

嵐の本日創刊!!Vol.50『SEVENTEEN』。「大野智のモーソー劇場」。

「2人暮らししたとしたら?」

「翔くんと2人暮らしをしたら? そうだな～。なんかオレ、翔くんの部屋ばっかり入りびたっちゃいそう。いいニオイしそうじゃん。翔くんの部屋って(はーと)お香とかたいててさ。それで、オシャレな間接照明みたいなのがあって、ステレオもすっごいいい音なの(ウットリ)。

でも、翔くんは絶対、オレの部屋に入ってこないね。ドア開けて「メシどーするー?」とかいってきたりはするんだけど中には入ってこない。たぶんクサイんじゃねーかな、オレの部屋(笑)。あと翔くんの友達を連れてくるね。オレはあいさつするんだけど、その輪の中に入れね～……。」

Q: If you two lived together...

O: If Sho-kun and I lived together? I wonder~ I feel like, I would go into Sho-kun's room endlessly, because it'd probably smell really good. Sho-kun's room ♥ Like the smell of incense burning, and there would be stylish indirect lights, and really awesome-sounding stereos. (daydreaming)

But, probably Sho-kun won't ever come into my room. He'd open the door and go "What should we eat?" and then leave without coming into the room. Probably my room would be really stinky (LOL). And when he bring some friends over, I'd go out to greet them, but I wouldn't be joining the circle~"