桜大根

This was aired on 2005 July 02 on Sho Beat, and Ohno was a guest on it. The whole thing is a ball of random and laughters, talking about how members are when they're drunk, and more..
Audio credit to tudou. Translation done with help of 3103831049.jugem.jp/?eid=611

LISTENER'S BEAT♪

S: Normally, we would start off with "Listeners Beats" where we'd like to receive and introduce any music-related messages from the audience....Howeverrrr...this is very sudden, but...*giggle* we have a guest over. He occasionally comes over to the studio while waiting for his next work. Introducing our guest, please welcome him.
O: Yeah yeah~ (Italics = low voice)
S: Uwah! Very rapper style.
O: Sho-beat~ Yeah~
S: Yeah! Thank you~ Thank you~ for coming over.
O: Yeah.
S: You could probably introduce yourself, right?
O: Imma Ohno Satoshi.
S: Yeaahhh! Hahaha
O: YEAH
S: You're very hip hop today too~
O: Ya'll doing fine?
S: *BURST LAUGHTER*
O: We haven't seen each other lately.
S: *still laughing* That's right...
O: Yep.
S: Lately you've been working on that, right? How's the dance coming along? The rap and the dance, which one're you working on?
O: Working on the rap. That's why my voice changed.
S: Ohh...
O: I'm very surprised tho... I've been lonely since you don't come over to play anymore.
S: HAHAHHAAHA! What happened to your rapper image?
O: *chuckle*
S: Please treat me well.
O: Please treat me well tooooo~ LOL
S: Sorry, since it was so sudden.
O: No no don't worry~
S: Thank you very much~
O: This is a new job~
S: Ahaha, today's a --ew job...
O: Yeah yeah
S: I just slipped my word tho LOL
O: Yeah.
S: Alright, now we shall get on with the mail-reading.
O: Oh! Go on.
S: Okay, mail is from Yamanashi Prefecture, radio name is Shounan-san.
O: Alrightie, Shounan!
S: *giggle* To Sho-kun, Ohno-kun: Hello!
O: Ooo, hello.
S: I look forward listening to the radio every week.
O: Ah, no problem~ *pretend it's his show*
S: Even though my husband is nice drinker, once he drinks Japanese wine, he starts being fussy over my words and we'd start arguing. Ever since, I would always know what he'd be drinking. I've heard that Sho-kun is a pretty strong drinker, but how are the other Arashi members? I look forward to any fun comments about that. That is the whole mail.
O: I see, about alcohol driving people mad, huh?
S: HAHAHAHAA!!
O: Heheheheh
S: Hey Ohno-kun, do you remember? You know, the TBS show Homunculus, and that one time when the staffs were drinking?
O: Yeah yeah.
S: And the staff that was sitting next to us? He totally involved us!
O: I remember.
S: "Try drinking this! Try drinking this! Tis is really good, so try it!"
O: Nghahaha!
S: Do you remember when he kept saying "Try drinking this!"?
O: I remember... he was unexpectedly great, huh?
S: Yeah! He seemed damn great! LOL
O: I totally didn't kno...*giggle* he said it with very casual speech. LOL
S: *BURST LAUGHTER*
O: "'tis delicious, hurry 'n drink it!" he said it like that.
S: *STILL BURSTING*\
O: "Really?" we'd say.
S: *trying to stop laughing*
O: Hhehehe.
S: You know, I just heard about this after the incident, and I was rather shocked.
O: Ah, really?
S: Yeah, hehehehe, I felt like that.
O: Yeah.
S: As for Ohno-kun..
O: It's pretty terrible, huh?
S: You're the type to become buddies easily with various people, such as the ones driving the truck which carries the set, or the stage-setting people?
O: Yeah, I should fix that about myself.
S: No I mean, that's a good point about you.
O: A good thing?
S: It's a good thing.
O: Nah, cuz I instantly slip into casual speech.
S: Fufufufu.. That is very true..
O: Fufufu.
S: Aiba-chan...what does he do (when he drinks)?
O: Aiba-chan... he'd always go "Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!"
S: Aiba-chan...somehow Aiba becomes "Aiba 2 Premium", right?
O: Hahahahaha!
S: Fufufufufu~
O: Aiba-chan is very amusing.
S: He also takes his clothes off immediately.
O: Cuz Aiba-chan gets so hyped up, right?
S: Yeah, I believe so.
O: MatsuJun is also amusing.
S: MatsuJun...he can drink for pretty long, no?
O: Quite long. He'd drink little by little, but still he'd be drunk before you realize.
S: Ah, really?
O: Yeah, you see, there's this one time...
S: Mhmm.
O: "Ah.. crap, I think I'm done for..."
S: Ahahaha!
O: It's as if to say "I'm gonna puke!"
S: *giggles* Well, such thing did happen, right?
O: Yeah.
S: Well, Nino's not much of a drinker too, eh?
O: Right.
S: Err, what kind of talk is this?
O: It's a great talk~!
S: It's a great talk?
O: Yeah.
S: We momentarily got too excited.
O: So be careful not to drink too much.
S: It's about being careful not to drink too much.
O: Yup.
S: Next mail is from Yamanashi Prefecture's Kana-san.
O: Alright, Kana-chan.
S: *giggles* Hello Sho-kun, Hello Ohno-kun.
O: Hello~
S: Hello~
O: Long time no see.
S: Long time no see. This is sudden, but there's a happy news I would like to announce.
O: Oh?
S: I'm a prep student, but the other day while I was returning from school, on the way I got a guidebook that's around the size of a Myojo *giggle*
O: Hooh *giggles*
S: Starting on the first page was a foreword from a principal, and the topic title was called "Sakura Sake". "No way?" I thought and continue reading as it caught my interest. To my surprise, at the end of the foreword, there was an excerpt from the Sakura Sake lyrics! Somehow at that moment, it felt like I became a little closer to this principal that I have never met.....This makes pretty happy.
O: How come?
S: That principal used the Sakura Sake lyrics as base for a foreword. And when I think about it, that's a first, right?
O: Ahahahaha!
S: Ahahaha~
O: That means he listened to our song.
S: Yeah I'm happy about that.
O: Yup.
S: *giggles* Speaking of the principal..
O: Yeah?
S: I wonder what kind of person is he? The image of my principal has always been someone who goes "What's the matter? What's the matter?" and this and that.
O: Ah, there are those like that out there!
S: Like he's someone who talks nonstop. He'd be occupied in the morning with assembly meetings, which I guess is where is enumerated from.
O: Fuhahahahaha it must be.
S: Do you have a lasting memory of a principal?
O: Hmm he's very fidgety.
S: *giggles*
O: Noooo matter how I think about it, it's fidgety. Like someone who's always over the top.
S: *giggle* Elementary school?
O: Yeah LOL
S: So that means you still remember things from elementary school?
O: I still remember.
S: That's amazing...what type of person was he? Was he simply an ordinary person?
O: He was an ordinary person. Oh yeah! You know, I..
S: MHmm?
O: Uhm, during the morning assembly, during PE class...
S: Yeah?
O: PE classroom... eh? was it the PE classroom?
S: PE classroom? What kind of room was it?
O: How was it...it's a gymnasium!
S: A gym! How small. A gym room inside a gymnasium.
O: Ahahahaha, anyways, since it was raining, we stayed in the gym.
S: Mhm.
O: Although I was anemic, I went to work out like that anyways...but I ended up fainting..
S: Mhm.
O: And then I fell chin first.
S: Mhm.
O: I didn't even realize I collapsed cuz of anemia and it went pitch black.
S: Mhm.
O: When I realized, the principal was holding onto my chin.
S: Ahahahahaha!
O: "Oh, Mr.Principal?" I thought. LOL
S: Like, he came all this way.
O: Yeah yeah.
S: *giggles*
O: He came over as fast as he could, it seems.
S: Amazing LOL
O: BAHH~ he went.
S: It's an honor tho. An honor for your chin to be cared for by the principal.
O: I was really happy.
S: But you were what? You were actually a child that gets anemic often?
O: No, it's just that one time!
S: No way.
O: I had 5 stitches on my chin!
S: Whoa, and then? LOL
O: Hmm.....Fufufufufufu.
S: Kuhahahaha~
O: I was really surprised.
S: *giggles* Amazing....next mail!
O: Oh?
S: From Aichi Prefecture's Shokora-san. Hello, Sho-kun
O: Hello~
S: Hello to Ohno-san too. You will be doing concert this year too, right? If the song list was decided already, would you listen to those songs even at home or in the car? Also, do you usually listen to Arashi songs? This is the mail. Ohno-san, do you usually listen to Arashi songs?
O: I don't listen every day.
S: Let's see, except right before a certain release, or when a recording date is near.
O: That's right.
S: Like for album recording, for example, usually it'd go on for 2~3 weeks?
O: Yep.
S: During that period, Ohno-kun would always listen to the Walkman, right?
O: I do listen.
S: What do you usually listen to on it?
O: For that......well, at least lately, I've been listening to Laputa.
S:........Huh??
O: Well, that's to get a grasp of the feel of the song.
S: HAhahaha! I don't get you. You weren't listening to the demo tape?
O: Nope.
S: LOL
O: It's better not to listen to it too much....
S: Okay *giggles*
O: Somehow..
S: The image..
O: Yes, the image... well, one time I was practicing at home.
S: Mhmm.
O: And after that I won't listen to it until I arrive at the work place.
S: EH? What's with that? What's with that? Although this is very interesting.
O: When I listen too much to the song, I'd feel like I don't know the song anymore.
S: Ah, that's interesting...because you don't know about the others' recordings?
O: Yeah.
S: Eh? So how do you do it? You receive the song.
O: Yep.
S: And then when do you start playing it repeat?
O: Once I receive it, first at home.
S: So at home you can openly sing along?
O: Yeah that's right.
S: Okay okay?
O: And then, just when I thought I've practice well enough..
S: Yeah yeah?
O: And then the next day...I thought I'd listen until we arrive at the work place, but..
S: Mhmm.
O: Something's different when I insert Laputa..
S: Why Ghibli? Or Laputa?
O: Laputa.
S: Laputa's what? Ta-Ta--TiTiTa---?
O: No...more like Ja-Ka-Ja♪
S: HAHA! So hard to understand~ LOL
O: There was something like that!
S: Which scene was that!
O: Nghaahahaha~ Today I listened to Arashi's album. The new one.
S: Really? *giggles* Then when the recording is over, what did you do? Did you bring it home?
O: I did.
S: Heh~
O: I did it properly! The work I mean.
S: I didn't blame you for anything *laughs*
O: *laughs too*
S: Well, as for me, I would have listened to the demo all the way til work place.
O: Yeah.
S: Well, I'd also listen at home...or practice when I leave...ah, and in the car too, I suppose.
O: Yeah.
S: And then I'll finish the rest at home?
O: Right? Without actually opening your voice for practice, it's hard to get the feel of the song.
S: Heh~...hey Ohno-kun, you know there are those in the train who read newspapers that are folded neatly into the size of a lyric card?
O: Yeah.
S: Those people fold them into such small size to read.
O: Yeah!
S: That size of a card turns everything really small, right?
O: Very small.
S: Wh...why so small, I wonder?
O: I guess...because you're reading in the train.
S: Ah, like it'll be embarrassing if others find out they're lyric cards?
O: Yeah, cuz Arashi wrote them.
S: Hahahahahaha! That'll be embarrassing, alright~
O: ＊＆％＃＄
S: Fuhahahaaha, I get it, I get it~
O: Hehehehe.
S: Ah, it's about time already. Time always feel short when you're having fun.
O: Yeah, so fast.
S: And so this week's cover is that unexpectedly Ohno-kun and I went on-air together. Thank you very much!
O: Yo yo sankyuu!
S: *giggle* Can't be helped that his "character" is back again. And that's all from Listener's Beat!